England VS Argentina

England versus Argentina, on the big screen in the basement. It is the semi-final, which means ninety minutes of collective breath-holding, some shouting, and a nation briefly agreeing on something. We are opening the doors and putting the football on, with a proper bar and fifty seats between you and the screen.

Free entry, first come first served. Get here early if you want to sit down, and earlier still if you want to sit down somewhere you can actually see.